Once upon a time there was a lovely little village, all was happiness and joy until one fateful day. The day Axel was born. Things started to go badly, slowly at first but when he was old enough to go to bunny school there was a turn for the worse. He tried to make friends but for some reason all the other bunnies looked down on young Axel. He couldn't understand why and tried very hard to make the others like him but still he was looked down upon. For some reason they thought he was evil and would not be his friend. Even after Axel ate their parents so they would be free from the tyranny of bed times. Poor Axel just couldn't understand it, and was very confused and lonely. Then when he was at his darkest moment, a realisation struck him if he couldn't be loved and get anybunny else to play with him then he would find a way to be in charge. That way someone would have to play with him!
Axel studied hard at school and discovered science. For some reason all the bunnies feared him even more, but now he was stronger and used his science powers to make a new friend... luckily he had parts lying around from those that had wronged him. He named his new friend Herbert and thought he was most beautiful. Unfortunately for poor Axel, he soon realised his new friend was Jewish and was forced to remove his skin. Now he roams the forest looking for new parts for a suitable wife for young Herbert. He looks forward to playing with their children, but there are only so many pinecones you can remove from a friend before it gets questionable. And thus we have learned no friend is perfect even if you make them yourself.
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